The Recreational Christianity Zone

Dedicated to all of the Godless heathens who have been my friends over the years. You know who you all are.

Last Updated 7-30-2000

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What is Recreational Christianity?

The Recreational Christianity FAQ file -- What the heck is all this "recreational Christianity Crap anyway?

What has Dave Done to promote it?

*NEW* Robert Tilton's Fun & Games Page -- This is a special new section I created which has all sorts of sounds, video, and a downloadable program, all about Robert Tilton! Have fun!
Christian Cliches -- A list of cliched statements made by Christians when discussing various issues with atheists. Use this list for extra fun when arguing with Christians. You can point out which cliches they use, and link to the page so that they can see how predictable they are!
The Jack T. Chick Parody Archive -- A new site dedicated to all of the parodies of those little Christian comic-book tracts that Evangelicals love to hand out. Since the closing of the Unofficial Jack Chick Archive, Psycho Dave has seen fit to preserve the vision of a site dedicated to non-believing fans of the paranoid Fundy Chick's psychotic comics! Best of all, you can submit your own tract parodies, too!
Martin Luther's The Jews and Their Lies -- This is the complete text of Martin Luther's 1543 book which is one of the most venomous, hateful, and derranged diatribes against Jewish people ever written. Luther's nasty book has spawned generations of antisemitism among Christians, and was an inspiration to Adolf Hitler, among other people. Let this book serve as a reminder that one of Protestant Christianity's greatest heroes was a racist scum, and a derranged madman.
The Brice Wellington FAQ Archives -- Brice Wellington is one of my favorite Net-Weenies for JEE-ZUS. His main interests seem to include wife-beating, masturbation, and doing battle with Satan. He's the most fun we've ever had in alt.atheism, and I got the exclusive info on him!
The Bob Larson Archives -- -- Kooky Kristian Kommentator and Radio Talk Show host Bob Larson is a slimey, weasel who has more scandals now than Jimmy and Tammy. I got all the Dirt on him here, from some dilligent investigators.
The John Salvi/Paul Hill Memorial Fundy-Watch Page -- I am using this section for for news and current events as it relates to fundies in the news. Keep up to date on Pat Robertson's ever-changing 1-800 lines, get information on the latest fundy giveaways, and other info for practicing recreational Christianity.
Land-o-links Christian Weenies -- In case you haven't looked at my Land-O-Links yet, this is the section I devote to Kooky Net Kristians and On-line ministries. Many links used to be duplicated here, so I just decided to consolodate them in one section.
The Recreational Religion Discussion Forum -- A totally FREE, unregistered message board for everyone to discuss their favorite recreational Christianity activities, discuss upcoming events, give information on interesting crap you may have received, and occaisionally let Christians yell at us for being so gosh darn evil. This site also has other message boards related to WWW.Weirdcrap.com's different areas.
Psycho Dave goes to church! -- Pastor Corbin is a souther baptist minister in South Boston, Massachusetts, whose hooting and hollering street-rants resonate through Harvard Square, in nearby Cambridge. Hundreds of people gather around him to take part in what can be called a piece of interactive performance art. I once went to Corbin's church, and had a blast. This is the story of the atheist who went to church, only to be more of an atheist on the way out.
Psycho Dave's Guide To Kooky Kristians -- A guided tour of my favorite kooky Christians on the net. See Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn, and Pastor Corbin. Read Jack Chick's comic book tracts, and find the cults.
Quotations from Contemporary and Historical Christian Leaders -- Quotation with references to some rather nasty quotes (or at least very revealing quotes) from leaders of the Christian coalition, and other famous Christians throughout history. You most likely have heard at least some of these. Other quotes will shock and surprise you.
S.H.I.T. -- S.H.I.T. stands for the Society for Hacking Idiot Televangelists, an organization dedicated to causing electonic mayhem for Religious websites by hacking them and spoofing them. Membership is free, and We're accepting submissions of your spoofed web sites.

Other People Who Practice Recreational Christianity

Adult Christianity -- Poppy Dixon's hilarious and informative site has a lot of fun with fundies. News, criticism, and funny tracts can be found here. This site is dedicated to "defending the rights of the un-BornAgain, challenging destructive dogmas and agendas with humor, and critiquing the prophet motive."
Amen -- A clever satire of a Born-Again Fundy site. It really had me thinking it was real until I started reading the FAQ file and laughed my ass off.
The AntiChrist's Home Page -- nice spoof on the old antichrist stuff that Christians keep hooting about.
The Anti-Pat Robertson/Christian Coalition Page -- An excellent expose' covering Pat Robertson's dirty dealings in pyramid-marketing scams, his illegal fundraising for the Republican Party using tax-free contributions to the 700 Club, his friendship with Fascist Dictators, his diamond mine in Zaire, and other scams and scandals.
Atheism, Christianity, and SubGenius -- What more could you ask for in one stop?
Atheist Haven -- (Yes, that's HAVEN, not "Heaven") Formerly known as Crowopolis: City of Blasphemy, this site has articles on atheism and religion.
Baptist Watch -- This is an on-line source with the latest breaking news in the world of Christian Fundy Fascists. They hate everyone I do, so they've got to be good!
The Bastard Son Of The Lord Home Page -- Get yourself a free vial of Jesus' sperm! Find out who's going to heaven. Find out who's going to Hell. and Hear Jesus Speak to you in person!
Biblical Contradictions -- This list has tons of Biblical Contradictions, and predictions of the responses you will get from Christians. It's over 100 years old, too -- and still razor-sharp after all these years.
Blasphemy, Incorporated! -- Yes, friends, the road to hell begins here. Actually my site is the official start of the road to hell, theirs is sort of the first gas station you'll come across on your way, so stock up on their Chick Tract parodies to read on your way!
Blasphemy Vision: Jellies Beware! -- A site like this page, with lots of fun to poke at religious nuts, and links to other unbelievers.
Bob Larson Fan Club Home Page -- Yep, the Bobster has his own home page. Check it out. This site is the best parody of an on-line ministry yet. SEND MONEY NOW!!!
British Conservative Catholics -- A hilarious satire of an ultra-conservative Christian group, and it's agenda. On their Mission statement, it says "Nothing should be done to alleviate the suffering of the deserving poor. These evil people are being punished for their disobedience to God. They live in squalor because of their immoral lifestyles." They almost had me believing that they were for real, until I realized that the guy responsible calls himself W. Hank Knightly -- or Whank Nightly! (Whank is British for "Jerk off")
Brother Russel's Salvation Central -- Brother Russel, the creator of Snake Oil magazine, has this wonderful site where you can download clips from Radio Jihad, a CD full of recorded crank phone calls he made to various radio evangelists, like Bob Larson. Hear him push a bizarre conspiracy theory involving hyper-intelligent, para-military orangutans being leashed upon the vatican, and how the Christian radio host eats it hook, line, and sinker. Hear the infamous Melba character tell Bob Larson how her fictional son was being hit on by gays in Disneyworld. There's so much whacky crap here, that you'll be listening for hours!
The Christian Car Of The Future" -- A unique satire of how fundamentalist Christians would design a car, complete with a fornication detector!
The Christian Porno Site -- This is one of the best satires I've seen lately, or at least one of the sickest! See the "Miracle Panty Liner"! Buy "Holy Smokes", the Christian Cigarrette, or roll your own with "Holy Roller" rolling papers! See XXX-rated Christian animations. If the Landover Baptist Church were crossed with a porno site, this is what it would be like.
Churches Ad Hoc -- This is an off-beat look at churches. It's a collection of professional photos which the author took of various churches around the country, with something askew in each one, and topped off with a clever caption. I thought it was pretty clever.
The Church Of The Penguin God -- I don't know what to make of it, but he's got a lot of stuff on Christians, Nazis, and hate groups, so it must be good!
The Doomsday List -- If anything, this list will provide plenty of future dates for end-of-the-world parties. The list on this page is constantly being updated as religious nuts keep predicting new dates, and old dates go by with none of their predicted events coming to pass.
The Door -- The Door is a religious satire magazine, and they love to pick on the same religious nuts that I do. They once awarded "The Puffy" to various TV Evanglists who have earned the dubious distinction of being on the air, even though they are rocked by scandals of all kinds. The list of Puffy recipients is a who's who of kooky Christian evangelists -- Bob Larson, V.W. Grant, Benny "The Blowjob" Hinn, Bob Tilton, Jim and Tammy Bakker, and others. This is a great magazine.
Farmboy's Mormon Page -- Learn the secrets of the funky Mormon undies, Sing along with Moroni, or take the informative Potato quiz. This site exposes many of the weird secrets that the Mormons don't like to talk about, but will readily admit are true if you know them. I once asked a couple of Mormons at my door about their underwear, and they admitted that they believed it saved their ass on many occaisions (though not in those words...)
FundieVision -- A man after my own heart put together this site, essentially for the same reasons I made my Recreational Christianity page.
Gary North Is A Big Fat Idiot! -- Gary North is a Christian Radio Host and Reconstructionist, who is constantly drumming up all sorts of fear, gloom, and doom about the end of the world. This website is a perfect antidote to his crack-head interpretation of world events. In the words of the page's author, "Gary North needs to be spanked. He is an alarmist, apocalyptic goon. He is doing whatever he can to make western society collapse before January 1, 2000. He wants the US economy to shut down, the dollar to go crazy, to implode the division of labor, an d riots to tear at all the cities of the United States. Why? Because the United States government-or more specifically, the Federal Reserve Bank-doesn't fit within his extremist Christian Reconstructionist religious views."
Goy Division -- I discovered this brother-in-spirit of mine, who likes Robert Tilton and other bizarre Christians. Nice page.
The Holy Temple Of Mass Consumption -- a SubGenius web site, heavy on graphics, with a lot of nice, biting satire and humor.
Jesus Corner -- Is it real, or is it a spoof of a devoted Christian? You decide. I think it's too kooky to be real, but i could be wrong. Whatever the case may be, it's funny as hell, and I can't believe that any real Christian would be this silly.
Lamprey Systems: Software That Sucks -- This guy makes games that people like me dream of. Download his Mac-only games with titles like "Operation Rescue", where you have to feed aborted Foetuses into Satan's mouth to score points, or "Straight to HELL", where you guide Newt Gingrich, Jesse Helms, and other popular figures down the toilets until they reach the 7th level of Hell. The software sucks, but the graphics, sound effects, and concepts make up for any lack of programming diversity or skill. Check out his Java "craplets", too.
Landover Baptist Church -- This is a satire of those giant evangelical, Assemblies of God corporate mega-churches down south, with a little Jack Chick, Fred Phelps, and Pat Robertson thrown in, as well. They've got some of the most hilarious spoofs, too, such as the "Landover Home for Slutty Women", "The Baptist Gun Show", and "What Would Betty (Bowers) do?" This site made me roll over in pain from laughing.
Mt. Sinai News -- A delightful spoof of the 700 club/Chistian Broadcasting Network, similar in scope to the Landover Baptist Church. Find out the truth about Hell, and read Moses' latest book "There's no poop in Heaven". Their motto is "We put the 'mental' in Fundamentalism"!
Ravi Holy -- What has one eyebrow, an ear-ring, and has a parody of New Age religions that's as much fun as a ballroom full of yogic flyers? Why it's Ravi Holy, of course! His full name at birth was Maharishi Mohandas Ravi Holy, and his story, "Saxon Dregs 'N' Rotten Roles", tells of his spiritual transformation.
THE REVEREND DONALD WILDMON MONITOR -- a great page digging up all of the dirt on the head of the American Family Association, who blockade and picket anyone who sells porn, and who got Matchbox to drop their line of Freddy Krueger toys! We can't let them do that again!
Robert Tilton Trading Cards! -- Ben Britt (gomez@onramp.net) is a friggin' genius. He created this Windows program that has animated Bob Tilton pictures and sounds. See and hear Bob fight with the devil, sit on his holy throne of excremeditation, and speak in tongues. I shit my pants when I first clicked on this program, and I think you will too. Click here to download the program. It is Windows 95 only, but if you want a Mac version, Ben has one on his own web page. Love that Bob!
The Shocking Truth -- This is a great satire page that throws together some of the most extreme, bizarre ranting I've ever seen. The sad truth is that I have actually met real Christians in person who would take this page seriously, and may even agree with what they say! Find out about all of the conspiracies working against Christianity. Learn about the evil sodomite plot to turn all of your kids into homosexuals! Browse through a catalog of "Anti-masturbation equipment and chastity preservation tools". This page is about as tasteless and hilarious as Christian satire gets.
Snake Oil -- This is your Online guide to Kooky Kontemporary Kristian Kulture. Brother Randall, who publishes the magazine, edits the web page, too. Brother Randall is also the founder of the Robert Tilton Fan Club. Snake Oil is the first actual print-publication I have ever seen that is devoted to Recreational Religion. Randall is trully a pioneer. Snake Oil is a hilarious publication, showcasing the antics of all of our favorite TV preachers, as heard through the "Gospel-Grapevine". Don't let the Devil keep you from visiting this web site, because it's one hell of a good time! (yeah, I know... Bad pun...)
VirusNet -- Not only do they practice recreational Christianity, they sell neat shit, too!
Why Christians Suck -- A nice-looking, well-written, and professionally done web site devoted to telling the world Why Christians and Christianity in general just suck. They even have advice for anti-Christians for celebrating "Jesus-Free" holidays! Bravo!
The Unofficial Jack Chick Archive -- Have you ever had a Christian zombie on a street corner hand you a little pocket-sized comic book with cheezy artwork and retarded stories in them? The person responsible for making them is Jack T. Chick, a failure as a Comic book artist who got born-again and used his talents to make these sometimes nasty tracts. I've got a complete collection of his comics. Jack Chick is VICIOUSLY anti-catholic, to the point of promoting the idea that the catholic church assassinated Lincoln, Kennedy, and was responsible for WW1, WW2, and Viet Nam. His stuff is good for a laugh.
Venom Online -- Pastor Venom and I are kindred spirits in the war against the evil Christian Fundamentalist Conspiracy. He has a site similar to this one, with lots of fun stuff and commentary.
Way Of Strife -- This is a parody of the "Way Of Life Ministries" website. You may want to visit the site that this page is a parody of ahead of time, just so that you know what they're making fun of.
Zaire, Mobuto, and Pat Robertson -- A news article in TIME magazine which details Robertson's friendship with bloody dictator Mobuto Sesi Seko of Zaire, and Pat's diamond mine. Mobuto's human rights violations were so horrifying, that the U.S. government revoked his passport and refuse to let him into the country. Pat is very friendly with him, as he helps Pat ensure that his diamond mine isn't threatened by popular uprisings, rebels, or environmental concerns. Pat, in turn, is trying to help Mobuto get back his passport priviledges.

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