Prick Publications: a Satire

THINGS TO DO
• Masturbate
• Worship Satan
• Speak in Tongues
• Cause Problems
• Burn Books
• Read Pornography
• Attend an Orgy
• Touch a Penis
• Do Drugs
• Commit Adultery
• Torture Jack

PRODUCTS
• Dildos
• Kinky Undees
• Dirty Books
• Whips & Leather
• Abortion Kits
• Porno Videos
• Phallic Objects

INFORMATION
• Genital Info
• Jack's Penis-size
• Statement of Bull
• Anal-probes
• Custom Farting
• Battle Crap
• Witless Pissing
• Sex
• Drugs
• Rock'N'Roll
• Harrass Authors
• Out of Our Minds

Coming Soon!
A Satire of the Entire Chick Publications Web Site! Prick Tracts get flushed!

Most Christians are simple-minded folk. With Prick tracts, we've over-simplified profound religious concepts to the cartoon level, so now any in-bred southern fundy can understand!

They're small!
They're Cheap
They're self-righteous!
They're Paranoid!